"Mazda, I have two words for you guys..."

"promoted by the color red" (whenindoubtflatout) 02/06/2019 at 18:00 • Filed to: shitpost, mazda, miata

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...“rotary Miata”

Chariotoflove > promoted by the color red 02/06/2019 at 18:07

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I’ve got two more words for you: “corporate suicide”

That said, I wouldn’t be even a tiny bit shocked to learn they have one buzzing around somewhere. In fact, I would almost  be shocked if they didn’t.

Brickman > promoted by the color red 02/06/2019 at 18:10

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Two words “apex seals”

WilliamsSW > promoted by the color red 02/06/2019 at 18:14

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Sheesh, you forgot ‘turbo’ dude.

Seriously I would need that.

promoted by the color red > Brickman 02/06/2019 at 18:15

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Rotary hunger for apex seals + ND Miata 6 MT 2nd/3rd gears

Name a better combo for getting stranded.

promoted by the color red > Chariotoflove 02/06/2019 at 18:16

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Mazda’s slogan is “Driving Matters” not “The Continuing Survival of Our Company In The Face of Changing Markets Matters” so they’ll totally be down for this right? 

Chariotoflove > promoted by the color red 02/06/2019 at 18:18

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Absolutely*

*after plying the right execs with enough sake and dancing girls.

Chariotoflove > Brickman 02/06/2019 at 18:20

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Someday, they will figure out a materi als solution to this problem, and then all those RX cars will rise from their graves like the Phoenix...

...in my imagination anyway.

Future next gen S2000 owner > promoted by the color red 02/06/2019 at 18:31

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Carburetors .

Future next gen S2000 owner > Chariotoflove 02/06/2019 at 18:42

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The solution is LS.

Milky > promoted by the color red 02/06/2019 at 18:44

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Thefuck Mazda? I got a red ND too, e mail me.

Chariotoflove > Future next gen S2000 owner 02/06/2019 at 19:23

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NO

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > promoted by the color red 02/06/2019 at 19:49

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Mazda Responds:  “There are dozens of you... DOZENS!”

Die-Trying > promoted by the color red 02/06/2019 at 20:40

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meh, been done...........

wafflesnfalafel > promoted by the color red 02/06/2019 at 21:52

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No, no, no... we need to get our stories straight - we want a new 3 hatch with the 2.5 turbo, without all that stupid stuff like fake leather and sunroof.  

Clown Shoe Pilot > promoted by the color red 02/06/2019 at 22:00

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I have an additional 2 words: Three Rotor

I just did my questionnaire tonight as well.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > promoted by the color red 02/07/2019 at 00:38

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Nah, I did the Mazda booth at the LA Auto Show once and we had a twin turbo s kyactiv racing diesel on display, I’ll take that in a new Miata.

pip bip - choose Corrour > promoted by the color red 02/07/2019 at 04:32

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ask them for manual windows

Forrest > promoted by the color red 12/06/2019 at 12:14

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My two words are “non-rotary RX8"